Sheevie's Haunted Mansion

[Russa Nodrey]

*Snores loudly*

[Verdauga]

*Calls from the floor below.

...Is no one going to help me...?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, thanks! High five! *High fives the disembodied hand.*

So uh, who'd you palm this off of? Did you get the five-fingered discount?. Anyway, this at least proves one thing; when it comes to amputation, you definitely aren't all thumbs. *tries to shake off the hand on my leg.* man, this guy's really flooring me. If he's the police,he might be trying to awrist me for all these hand puns. Guess you can't escape the long arm of the law, r-r-right?
*Is now holding onto the floorboards.*
W-w-w-well, guess I better knuckle under and--

*Disappears through the hole in the floor.*

You deserve something worse than death for that, Verdauga.

I agree. Hold on, I'll discipline him.
*pulls Verdauga out of hole in the floor by his fur, then holds up a mirror*
Trust me, this is only the beginning. Apologise now or I'll really hand it to you.

[Verdauga]

Oh thank you, dearest! Oh-- *Looks at the mirror.*
Yikes. that's just horrible.
*Takes the mirror, grabs a comb, and combs myself into a less scraggly state.*
Thanks, love. so..... *glances at the mirror.* ....What do you want me to reflect on?

[Booklover]

I see, Verdauga is the sort of person who gets out a sketchbook and pencil when asked to draw the curtains.

[Verdauga]

What? sketch out the curtains? what, are you mad? This is a haunted mansion, not a horror movie. I won't show you my "art".

[Booklover]

BOO!

[Verdauga]

-klover. Hi.


Also AAAHHHH!

[Booklover]

It was funny when the choir booklets had AAAAAAH! written in, and I always thought of it as screaming, instead of singing 'ah' (it wasn't my part, thankfully).

[Verdauga]

Can you imagine, though? Imagine the rest of the choir singing, and suddenly somebody just screams? THAT would be perfect.

[Kade Rivok]

It's probably happened... somewhere.

[Booklover]

You're in a choir, Kade. Has it ever happened to you?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Can you imagine, though? Imagine the rest of the choir singing, and suddenly somebody just screams? THAT would be perfect.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Kade Rivok]

You're in a choir, Kade. Has it ever happened to you?

Sadly no.  There have been two instances, though, of people passing out mid-performance.  One of this was in a large, hundred person choir.  I was in the back left and a girl down in the bottom right passed out, and when she fell her sheet music went flying and made a cloud of paper that shot up into the air.  It was quite a sight.

[Verdauga]

*Dusts self off and grabs a rope.*
You know, I think after using puns so much, I'm rising to new levels.