Sheevie's Haunted Mansion

[Booklover]

Hi, Linda. *Waves at the mannequin*

I thought it was Sophisticated Sarah.

[Verdauga]

*Hands some money over to the mannequin.*

Okay. I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE DAIRY QUEEN, OKAY? AND GET ME A BLIZZARD! GOT IT? GOOD!

*Pushes  mannequin oit the front door.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*The mannequin turns around and pounces on Verdauga*

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh no.

[Verdauga]

*Embeds Thomasbane in the mannequins chest and holds it at arms' length.*
I gave you twenty bucks! You can get something for yourself! Now Shoo!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Linda walks over to DQ and orders a water*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Time passes*  *The film is now over*  Hmm, what to watch next?

[Booklover]

The Hobbit.

[Kade Rivok]

*Looks out the window and sees Linda hop in a car and speed away.*  Verdauga, I think the mannequin stole your money... uh, did you ever remove Thomasbane from its chest?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Time passes*  *The film is now over*  Hmm, what to watch next?

This.

[Verdauga]

*Looks out the window and sees Linda hop in a car and speed away.*  Verdauga, I think the mannequin stole your money... uh, did you ever remove Thomasbane from its chest?

*Looks at hand.*
*Looks at the rapidly-fleeing vehicle.*
*Looks back at hand.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*rubs hands in satisfaction*

[Booklover]

Does that carry over to other threads as well?

[Verdauga]

Does what? My magically--summon-able cleaver being stolen by an animate clothes rack?
In all honesty, I have no idea.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The Hobbit.

Exactly! Agreed! What she said!

*Summons hammer* Stop that car!