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BATTLE thing just battle people, okay?

Started by Kreg, April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM

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shisteer of nothing much

#150
October 12, 2019, 08:26:59 AM
*eats scorpion* We're not allowed to eat each other but eating each other's pets is allowed, right?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#151
October 12, 2019, 02:54:09 PM
No....
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

shisteer of nothing much

#152
October 13, 2019, 12:52:03 AM
*sigh* Fine. *spits out scorpion*
Excuse me a moment while I reform into a law abiding citizen. (This may take a while. I was pretty far gone)
............................................................................

That's better! Ahem, let me introduce myself:
Name: Nerek.
Species: Other.
Outfit: Chainmail vest over green tunic, spiked helmet, steel toe caps.
Weapons: Patu, taiha, watermelon pips and singing skills (or lack there of).
Team: Orange.
Weakness: Fish soup. (must be ingested)
Skill: Ability to use weapons to great effect, immunity to scorpion venom (due to controlled exposure as an infant), ability to make delicious food.
Animal sidekick: Comedian.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#153
October 14, 2019, 12:38:36 AM
*gets up of the stretcher and wobbles into the thicket*
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Sebias of Redwall

#154
October 14, 2019, 03:33:19 AM
*Arrives on the scene*
*Poses dramatically*
Surrender. Defeat is a thing to be accepted when going against my will. In fact, kneel to me now and I might think of sparing you all to a life filled with more purpose than your currently have. It would be an honorable position: you could lick my boots clean (Literally and figuratively) or you could follow where I walk and kiss the ground where I blessed the earth by walking on it. It's your choices. ... Actually, *Pulls out a mace* Never mind, let's just finish this like civilized barbarians.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#155
October 14, 2019, 04:25:31 AM
*Wobbles faster through the thicket*
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

shisteer of nothing much

#156
October 14, 2019, 04:58:50 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2019, 03:33:19 AM
*Arrives on the scene*
*Poses dramatically*
Surrender. Defeat is a thing to be accepted when going against my will. In fact, kneel to me now and I might think of sparing you all to a life filled with more purpose than your currently have. It would be an honorable position: you could lick my boots clean (Literally and figuratively) or you could follow where I walk and kiss the ground where I blessed the earth by walking on it. It's your choices. ... Actually, *Pulls out a mace* Never mind, let's just finish this like civilized barbarians.
Seriously? *chops Seb's head off with patu* Have a nice rest, headless one.

Quote from: Kreg on October 14, 2019, 04:25:31 AM
*Wobbles faster through the thicket*
*gives Kreg a good, solid whack to speed him up* You're welcome.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#157
October 14, 2019, 06:30:50 AM
*Goes after Kreg*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Kreg

#158
October 14, 2019, 02:57:05 PM
*Quietly tries climbs up a tree*
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

One-Eye the wildcat

#159
October 14, 2019, 06:47:44 PM
*Sneaks up behind Teer and stabs her neck*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

shisteer of nothing much

#160
October 15, 2019, 04:30:35 AM
Who is this Teer you speak of? *Nerek kills One-Eye with one swing of her patu*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#161
October 15, 2019, 08:13:36 AM
*Claws Kreg's throat out, then charges Nerek*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#162
October 15, 2019, 08:17:12 AM
*dodges Skarpi and then chops her head off as she runs past* Goodbye.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#163
October 15, 2019, 02:02:05 PM
. . . This isn't how to battle. Y'all are just killing each other.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rosie Willowwater

#164
October 15, 2019, 02:34:38 PM
*sits down behind a rock and plays with my guinea pig*

Does anyone have some vegetables I can steal?
                    
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