BATTLE thing just battle people, okay?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINALLY KILLED THE PENGUINS LEADER!!!

*Goes off to kill some more people*

No you didn't. I am the leader of the penguin army, not Teer.

And it's hard to put a stop to instakilling when everyone else does it. What's the point of doing something more entertaining if the next post will wash away anything you could've come up with?

I agree. I tried to stop it, but it turned out to be very difficult.

Now to avenge the RRR!

*Respawns*
Name: Iiiiiiiooollppgtedrr
Species: Wolf
Outfit: Armour and helmet with visor, belt, lots of bone tailrings
Weapons: Sword, bow and arrows, claws, teeth, hose connected to hidden tank of fish soup
Teams: RRR
Weaknesses: Very sensitive about her ego, deaf.
Skills: Very fast, strong.
Animal Sidekick: Mosquito carrying diseases

[shisteer of nothing much]

Avenging your fallen comrades is going to be difficult. The easily killed one is already dead. Your mosquitoes will be useless because they don't eat reptile blood. In fact, they'd be more likely to eat you.Your weapons are not strong enough to go through my scales and fish soup is delicious. Deepest apologies but avenging the RRR is impossible. (please note, the apologies are deep, not necessarily sincere)

[The Grey Coincidence]

Except we can just instakill you and don't need a reason for it because this is the Cellars.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

True.

*resurrects the RRR and instakills teer*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Brings Teer back to life with a Vanilla Muffin of Life*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*I behead russa and feed teer a chocolate muffin of death*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Squirts fish soup down Teer's gullet just to make sure*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is dead*

[Verdauga]

*Is facepawing.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*spits out muffin of death, then drinks soup and licks lips* That was good soup! Can I have some more? *brings Russa back to life and then kills all the savages who dared to hurt my teacher* (That means Jarky, One-Eye and Grey)

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*spits out muffin of death, then drinks soup and licks lips* That was good soup! Can I have some more? *brings Russa back to life and then kills all the savages who dared to hurt my teacher* (That means Jarky, One-Eye and Grey)

Name: Nerek.
Species: Other.
Outfit: Chainmail vest over green tunic, spiked helmet, steel toe caps.
Weapons: Patu, taiha, watermelon pips and singing skills (or lack there of).
Team: Orange.
Weakness: Fish soup. (must be ingested)
Skill: Ability to use weapons to great effect, immunity to scorpion venom (due to controlled exposure as an infant), ability to make delicious food.
Animal sidekick: Comedian.

Ahem.
And me and Grey never hurt Russa.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Creates a new body twice as big as teer*

Fight me.

*Plays

*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nerek's weakness is fish soup, not Teer or Cupta's. The Taniwha are both reptiles and absolutely adore fish soup. (Nerek is dead and buried so nothing can hurt her now)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Lectures Cupta about how new Zealand is part of Australia*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Cupta closes here ears and ignores One-Eye's lecture*