Fortunate and Unfortunate

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately they *only* gave him four injections.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, his mouth was now all swollen

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately it meant Grey got all his food.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, Jack was now very sad

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately Grey tickled him until he was all laughing and happy again.

[Jack the Quick]

Unfortunately he was now covered in bruises.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately Grey gave him a... massage... hehehe

[Sebias of Redwall]

Unfortunately, Jack was even more sore after the "massage." 

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately, Grey decided he'd give him a nice, warm bath (with lots of scrubbing!) to make him feel better!

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, Grey filled the bathtub with real lobsters

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, I ate them all.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, he added piranhas as well

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately, they were the pirahnas that didn't eat meat

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, they ate his hair tho

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, I committed arson, murder, and jaywalking in the space of an hour!