Fortunate and Unfortunate

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately the crazed, heavily armed wildcat was so fat from all the food he ate that he was a harmless ball of pudge- er I mean snack.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately, I ate very little, and was still very thin, enabling me to mutilate your stomach.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately I didn't eat you. Just the otter siblings, that yummy squirrel, Keldor coz mongoose and MathLuk so that he doesn't feel lonely.

[Jack the Quick]

Sixth time. You are a squirrel-eating addict.
Unfortunately, I was eaten.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately, you had plenty of company.

[Jack the Quick]

Unfortunately, (for Grey) Grey was all alone now.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately, he wasn't because all the others were still wriggling inside of him.

[Jack the Quick]

Unfortunately, he was outside of his own tummy.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately he could play solitaire while he listened to the others complaining about what it smelled like inside.

[Jack the Quick]

Unfortunately Poker is much more fun than solitaire, especially when you have Mat Cauthon's Luck.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately solitaire was more entertaining if you'd already eaten all your poker-friends.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, (For Grey) we all started playing who could jump up and down the most

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately this resulted in an excellent inner massage.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, it also punctured a hole in your stomach

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately, Grey sewed up the hole before anyone could escape