Fortunate and Unfortunate

[Booklover]

Fortunately, the dream/nightmare thing was fact, not theory.

[Kade Rivok]

Unfortunately, everybeast woke from the dream to find themselves surrounded by deadly flip flops.

[Booklover]

Fortunately, they were only deadly to insects.

[Kade Rivok]

Unfortunately, everybeast had been turned into an insect.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, we had been turned into dragonflies. Thus, we could fly away from the giant flip flops.

[Booklover]

Unfortunately, we still had no food.

[Kade Rivok]

Fortunately, we still had each other 

[Booklover]

Unfortunately, that didn't help as none of us are cannibals.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Fortunately (or unfortunately) we were turned into cannibals

[Verdauga]

Fortunately, a fishing vessel spotted us and lent us a ride back to port.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Unfortunately, the boat sunk once we stepped on.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, we managed to scramble back onto shore, where Sebias began to make a fire.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Unfortunately, it began to flood

[Booklover]

Fortunately, it stopped.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Unfortunately, the water left us all wet, and everyone felt miserable.