The Wedding of StrongCoincidence

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ooh, me, me! *raises claws, jumping up and down excitedly*

[The Skarzs]

So one eye would always be adjusted to light, and the other adjusted to darkness for when they had to go down into the lower decks.

[Booklover]

Soooooo, if you think pirates are awesome, and Verdauga is a pirate (which he is), does that mean you approve of the wedding?

I also think Feanor is awesome, and I have no wish to marry him. Awesome isn't always a good thing.

Well, if Teer had to marry anyone she thought was awesome, then there'd be a lot of penguins waiting in line.

This is incorrect. Adorable as they are, I do not think penguins (may they live forever) are the most desirable of husbands. I do tend towards things that are at least somewhat similar to me.

That was my point.

[Kade Rivok]

So one eye would always be adjusted to light, and the other adjusted to darkness for when they had to go down into the lower decks.

Mythbusters proved that it works!

[Booklover]

Another option is getting a magic eye that has x-ray vision and can see through invisibility cloaks.

[The Skarzs]

But then you would just be seeing what's on the other side of that cloak. You can do that without x-ray vision.

[Booklover]

As in seeing what's under them.

[Verdauga]

....Or.....you could just pull the cloak off....

[Booklover]

It's an invisibility cloak. You don't know that there's someone there.

[Verdauga]

They would make noise.

[Booklover]

One, can't they be Ranger's as well as wizards? Two, muffliato.

[Verdauga]

But a ranger would be able to notice the slight noise they make, and a wizard would notice the trace of magic.

[Booklover]

Has anybody here actually read Harry Potter?

[Kade Rivok]

Nobody has, ever.  Nobody except you.

[Booklover]

And I've read all of the main series seven times.