The Wedding of StrongCoincidence

[Booklover]

It does.

[lass of something much]

Oh? do tell?

[Kade Rivok]

Ok, well you see... hrrng!?  *A dagger suddenly protrudes from Kade's chest and he falls over dead.*

[Keva Strongbow]

Oh look. This this is still around

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*screams* Kade!

[Verdauga]

*Revitalizes Kade on the way out.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[lass of something much]

Ok, well you see... hrrng!?  *A dagger suddenly protrudes from Kade's chest and he falls over dead.*

Yay!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ok, well you see... hrrng!?  *A dagger suddenly protrudes from Kade's chest and he falls over, dead.*

Shoot, this is not good. You may not be my brother anymore but that doesn't mean I'll forget all the fun times we had as siblings. *pulls dagger out of Kade's chest and tosses it away into the long grass, then proceeds to put a sticking plaster over the wound* Hmm... it doesn't seem to have had any effect. *places claw gently on Kade's otterbager stripe and transfers life force into him* There... have... fun. *promptly dies*

[Kade Rivok]

*Wakes up to see Teer collapsing beside him.*  H- hey, are you ok?  Teer?  *Shakes the Taniwha when he doesn't get a response and then checks her pulse.  His face grows pale when he realizes what happened.  Quickly he pulls out his enchanted fork and carefully utilizes the great magic held inside.  Stabbing the fork into where the dagger had once been, he draws out half of the life force that had been transferred to him.  Putting a shaking paw on the still form of the Taniwha, he transfers back to her part of the energy she'd given to him.*  You may have disowned me... but I didn't disown you, sis.  We can... both survive with half... right?  *Collapses beside Teer, exhausted.*

[lass of something much]

*gives both of them chocolate* eat up, and if you die on me like this, I'm gonna feed you to my pet belrog, ya hear!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Kade, Teer, if either of you die I'll never speak to you again.

[lass of something much]

*giggles and high fives Ebby*

[Verdauga]

*Clutches at chest as Teer "dies".*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Medic! *Begins scrambling for a phone to call 911*