The Wedding of StrongCoincidence

[The Skarzs]

I would put you in a cage, feed you, and let you out to run around before going back in.

[The Grey Coincidence]

... Feed me what?

[The Skarzs]

Food that ferrets eat. Things like mice and rats and birds.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Ew! No! I'm vegetarian!

[The Skarzs]

YOU'RE A FERRET.

[The Grey Coincidence]

And? Tofu! Soya! Nuts! I dont wanna eat meat. Or be your pet now. You'd probably stroke me. *Shivers*

[The Skarzs]

You're a bad ferret.

[The Grey Coincidence]

I'm a *free* ferret!

[Jack the Quick]

And a *vegetarian* ferret

[The Grey Coincidence]

Yes!

[The Skarzs]

You're not a ferret in my eyes.
Why have you liked to me. >:,(

[The Grey Coincidence]

I havent! You never asked!

On the plus side, if I'm not a ferret it means you don't want me to be your pet, right?

[The Skarzs]

It hurts me today it, but yes.

[The Grey Coincidence]

YES! Hahah! I did it guys! I avoided capture!
*Goes out of hiding*
No cage for me!

[Sebias of Redwall]

YES! Hahah! I did it guys! I avoided capture!
*Goes out of hiding*
No cage for me!

I don't know...my sister would like a pet ferret....