The Wedding of StrongCoincidence

[The Skarzs]

I mean it wasn't Primrose Everdeen.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah.

[Booklover]

Then unless it was my friend whose nickname is duck, I'm afraid you have no excuse. Unless you stop consorting with ducks, you will by punished severely.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Nods* Never trust a duck. (Unless its Donald Duck, of course)

[Booklover]

No. Unless it's Primrose Everdeen. However, if you work in Starbucks, don't trust anyone who says that they're called Primrose Everdeen.

[Kade Rivok]

What about Starducks?

[Booklover]

Then immediately leave before you get corrupted.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Watches as most of this conversation flies above my head*

[Booklover]

DUCK!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Ducks* *Stands back up when I see a duck waddle by* Oh

[Booklover]

I was actually warning you of the conversation that was about to fly into you.
*runs away after seeing that Sebias was right about the duck* For you were right, and I was wrong.

[Kade Rivok]

DUCK!

GOOSE *whacks Bib on the head.*

[Booklover]

Who's Bib?

[Kade Rivok]

You's Bib.

[Booklover]

No I'm not. I think this is a case of mistaken identity.