The Wedding of StrongCoincidence

[Kade Rivok]

Ode to the French Fry

[Verdauga]

*Hurriedly begins ad-libbing as Ode to Joy plays off-tune in the background.*

[Booklover]

Let this thread die.

Don't worry, only just over 900 pages to go before this thread gets locked. Besides, if this dies another topic will take up this conversation. We've already gone slightly off topic as it is, so it's pretty much just another Cellars topic to go crazy in, meaning we can talk about this in any other Cellars topic with no aim other than to go crazy in.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

A match made in heaven. He gets lost in her eyes.

*ties a silk scarf over eyes* There. I'm Ublaz Mad Eyes.

[Booklover]

Ublaz, I am worried that you may soon die. Something to do with the fact that you got a bit greedy and stole some pearls.

HOLT LUTRAAAAAA!

[Kade Rivok]

A match made in heaven. He gets lost in her eyes.

*ties a silk scarf over eyes* There. I'm Ublaz Mad Eyes.

Ach, where am I?  Who turned out the lights???

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I tied the scarf over my eyes, not yours. Now you won't get lost.

[Kade Rivok]

*Is already lost in her eyes, and now the only source of light has been blocked off.*  Who's there?!  I can't see!

[Verdauga]

Hmmmmm.....<_<
*Uses ambient electric charge to zap Kade out of it.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Verdauga zaps Eb, and Kade feels the aftershocks.*  What's going on?  I can't see and now I'm getting a massage!  I am very confused!

[The Skarzs]

*Experimentally attempts to squish Kade in his blind and confused state.*

[lass of something much]

*sleeps throw kade's sermon*

[Kade Rivok]

*Experimentally attempts to squish Kade in his blind and confused state.*

*Skarzs experimentally attempts to squish Eb, though Kade is unaware of this.*  Why do I feel a sense of impending doom?

[The Skarzs]

Hold still a sec, Kade. I'm trying something on you.

[Kade Rivok]

*Kade, who happens to be lost in Eb's eyes and can't see currently since she's blindfolded herself, thus blocking light from entering her eyes, which Kade happens to be lost in, hears a voice from afar.*  What are you talking about?  I've just been standing here, unable to see!