To be Comitted or Not to be Comitted

[Booklover]

Yes. How would you know that they aren't immortal?

Penguins are awesome. Mangoes are awesome. Ducks are EVIL.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Commit her.

(I would know. I have seen penguin corpses, sooooooo...)

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. Waffles to whoever gets that reference!

[Booklover]

How dare you. Yes, you are committed for doubting the immortality of penguins.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Bison from Buffalo, which other bison from Buffalo confuse, confuse the bison from Buffalo. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

Penguins sadly won't live forever. (This is your cue, @shisteer of nothing much  )

*drops Sebias into the ocean to fight the immortal penguins*

Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast and mine is slow. Where did we get them? I don't know but everyone's got a water buffalo. Oooroooohhh!

[Booklover]

No. That seems to me like a quote from somewhere. I wonder why that could be.

Tell me the duck story. Why would you want to hear about bloodthirsty little beasts? Fine.
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum) Sounds like Rubbadub from the Long Patrol, if you ask me.
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand Why lemonade? Pineapple Fanta is a lot better.
And he said to the man, running the stand Let's hope the man isn't a Herondale.
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" Sure you don't want poultry pie? As a cannibal duck and all?
The man said I'm surprised he isn't shouting, or at least sounding surprised.
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold Just lemonade? When there's coffee, pineapple Fanta, bergamot tea...
And it's fresh But soon it won't be because nobody will want to buy it.
And it's all home-made. Can I get you a glass?" I'm trying to imagine a duck drinking from a glass.
The duck said Yes, this is a speaking duck if you didn't already know. Maybe it's from Narnia?
"I'll pass." Probably because he will struggle to drink out of a glass.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I would say no but...

Why lemonade? Pineapple Fanta is a lot better.

This statement is completely false. Therefore, yes. Into the cells!

My nose would look better if it was that orange-y teal colour.

[Delthion]

No.

Flamboyance, the antithesis of blue.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

Opera is the best kind of music, besides bagpipes.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

🤨 I'm gonna have to say yes.

LiFe Is PoInTlEsS!

[Booklover]

No. It sometimes seems like that.

The Central African Republic has become less obscure due to its obscurity.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Absolutely!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar should be destroyed
and so should you!

[Booklover]

Of course. How dare you commit me for my not pointless Pointless reference!

Roses are white.
Violets are violet.

Spoiler

Primrose and Laterose,
Ave atque vale

[close]

[Delthion]

No.

The mourning whale of eternity explicitly warns the meaninglessness of the ever-waning goat-caller.

[Booklover]

No.

A sperm whale has been reported dead after it crash landed on a long lost planet that was used to build planets. A bowl of petunias landed nearby, with a piece of paper that says not again in large, but untidy, writing.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

It is a not so commonly known fact that apricots should be eaten with nutmeg.