The depths of despair

[The Skarzs]

That is all you have to eat for the duration of your stay.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Where am I staying again?

[The Skarzs]

Hades Value Inn.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Ugh, I wanted the Zeus Value Inn... Trivago...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ze Apple turnz oot tae be a Raddizh.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Its an apple.

[The Grey Coincidence]

I bet it's really a pomegrenate in disguise... nice try One-Eye

[The Skarzs]

Ugh, I wanted the Zeus Value Inn... Trivago...

Yeah, well, the you would have the guy turning into a horse or a bird or something. That or one of his wives would think you're their child and throw you out the window. At least you know what you're getting with Hades.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Hmm... what is Poseidon offering?

[The Skarzs]

It's kind of washed up. I've heard there are some plumbing issues.
You might try the Labyrinth. I hear they always have room, and the manager there knows the place like the back of his hoof-I mean hand, so he'll help you if you ever get lost.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Hmmm. I heard that one had a bad reputation. Noone seems to leave it...

[The Skarzs]

That is true. Hmm. . .
Ares has a themed Airbnb. . .
Dionysus rents a room out at his vineyard. . . Quite nice, actually, if you enjoy wine.
Hermes' Hotel has a bad reputation for bringing in riffraff, more than a few stolen items. . .

[The Grey Coincidence]

I think ill go with Dionysus

[The Skarzs]

Good choice.
Fair warning, he likes wine a lot, so you may have to deal with his alcohol-induced moods.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Oof, whats he like when hes drunk?