War on Twilight!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I declare Twilight the domain of the Sue!
We must lay seige to said fandom. Who's in?

[MathLuk]

...
This is not Reddit.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I know, reddit is horrible.

[MathLuk]

Some of it is good.
Some of it is bad.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Twilight is just badly written. And doesn't have a plot/characters.
Thats it.

[MathLuk]

I would have to agree.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Which is why it must die!

[Cornflower MM]

You know a book needs help when the characters who are barely mentioned are written better and are more interesting than the main protagonists.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Exactly!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Corn dropping some serious facts right here (although the barely-mentioned characters aren't all that interesting either)

[Sebias of Redwall]

Never read 'em so...

[The Grey Coincidence]

I haven't either
*That's why it's rant-worthy*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I haven't either
*That's why it's rant-worthy*

Okay. RANT RANT RANT!!!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

WAR!!!!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Take oot boz ze book zeriez und ze movie zeriez. Me und me friendz in 'oigh zchool uzed tae take ze bookz oot in ze library und zen put zem back on ze bookzhelvez viz ze pagez zhovin' zae ze titlez vere nae zhovin', und 'opefully nayvone vid zen zink tae vant tae read zem.