The Marriage of Wilussa! (Skully+Russa)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

...I don't wear tuxedoes. I wear armor. I'm a warlord, remember?

[Jack the Quick]

Maybe this is a bad idea. He might shoot his bride...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Probably XD

[Keva Strongbow]

Ohhh u want to have the wedding with you wearing your armor as uniform!! Hmm... Might have to change the decorations a bit then

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I rarely am seen without armour, or a weapon of some sort.

[Keva Strongbow]

U will have to take off your gloves (That is if u wear them) so that Russa can put the to ring on though

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I do wear iron gloves.

[Keva Strongbow]

Good thing I asked then..*Writes down on paper*

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Russa Nodrey


@Delthion Time to marry these two love birds. 

[Delthion]

I pronounce these two (semi-compliant) man and wife!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Cries tears of happiness as I watch my lonely cardboard cutout finally get married* So beautiful! I wish you both the best! *Happy sniffle*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*shoots them both.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Patches the hole in the cardboard cutout with tape* There, there. I'm sure he didn't mean it.

You should be ashamed of yourself, One-Eye! Shooting your own wife. *Shakes head in disapproval*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm a warlord. Expect the unexpected.

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Skully and Russa and forces them to unite in matrimony.

For the first time! Mr. and Mrs. Skully!