The Marriage of Wilussa! (Skully+Russa)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

It was me, but now it is my dead body.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Well it's burnt now...
Sooo... Imma cook you then.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*calls jason voorhees*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Who?

[The Skarzs]

*Picks up the ferret* You are small. *dunks in coffee*

*Picks up the wildcat.* So are you.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Dunk him in coffee! He'll bake better!

[The Skarzs]

Nah. Squish 'em into jelly.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Both?

[The Skarzs]

Oh, good idea. I'll put the kettle on to boil.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Excellent

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Mmm, tea. Drinks the kettle*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Hehehe, you know were cooking you right?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I know... *gets put in the oven*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Yay! He's not protesting!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*oven begins to cook*