The Marriage of Wilussa! (Skully+Russa)

[Russa Nodrey]

*Stabs the inside of Del's stomach with a pitchfork*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*lights dynamite vest*

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*explodes, killing delthion and One-Eye, for good.*

[Russa Nodrey]

...But not me!

[Delthion]

Russa's a widow already! To the funeral!

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm so hap-uh, sad. So, so sad. This is so very unfortunate. It causeth me many tears. I shall weep because it is so sad.

[The Skarzs]

*Claps at Russa's acting skills.*

[Russa Nodrey]

It is not acting. I am deeply saddened by the death of this poor fellow.

[The Skarzs]

*Claps so hard my hands break off.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Eeew.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm not dead!

[The Skarzs]

Eeew.

Relax, it's fine.

[Russa Nodrey]

If you say so...

I'm not dead!

Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[Keva Strongbow]

I pronounce these two (semi-compliant) man and wife!

Woohoo!!!! *Throws rice on the happy couple* 

[The Skarzs]

They have rice-shooting guns, don't they?

[Keva Strongbow]

Idk! That's a great idea tho! *Shoots rice into the air* We should get some colored rice too so that it's more colorful