Nicknames!

[Booklover]

Well, my (not really  ) dear friend, Sheev Pulpatine, the Young and Bored, you must surely have a better argument than that, unless, as seems likely, there are no arguments against it.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I will call you by your given (forum) name.  But please call me by mine.

[Booklover]

Fair enough, Sheev Palpatine, the Young and Bored, but there is no reason for me not to add some titles. After all, surely a gentlemen as esteemed and gracious as your fine self will not deny an admirer the chance to compliment him?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Enough with your groveling.  Call me Sheev Palpatine.

[Booklover]

Fair enough, Sheev Palpatine, the Young Landbored, but there is no reason for me not to add some titles. After all, surely a gentlemen as esteemed and gracious as your fine self will not deny an admirer the chance to compliment him?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Is your intention irritation?  Perhaps you should attempt to bother another man.

[Booklover]

Honoured Sheev Palpatine, the Young Landlord, my intent is unfathomable for one such as yourself, I am afraid. Perhaps instead of continuing this petty argument you'd be better off instead reading some marvellous books that I could recommend.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Perhaps I could recommend you a masterpiece of a film.  Star Wars: A New Hope.  It is such a beautiful feature.  Watching that film will suck you into a fandom so widespread, and bountiful.  Harvest the power of the Force, Booklover.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Perhaps I could recommend you a masterpiece of a film.  Star Wars: A New Hope.  It is such a beautiful feature.  Watching that film will suck you into a fandom so widespread, and bountiful.  Harvest the power of the Force, Booklover.

For once, he's right.

[Booklover]

There is a small possibility I may watch it one day. Thank you very much for that recommendation, Sheev Palpatine, the Young Landcord.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The choices for the poll where not made by us, they were created by Seb, and he's bad at coming up with nicknames.  So bad.  Like... he's just awful at it.  The worst even.  Everyone knows "Teer the Terrible" should be her nickname, after all.

I have a problem with the poll.

I have four words for both of you: suck it up, buttercup.

[Verdauga]

Or you could fix the poll.
After all, why shouldn't I be allowed both choices 3 and 4?

[Kade Rivok]

The choices for the poll where not made by us, they were created by Seb, and he's bad at coming up with nicknames.  So bad.  Like... he's just awful at it.  The worst even.  Everyone knows "Teer the Terrible" should be her nickname, after all.

I have a problem with the poll.

I have four words for both of you: suck it up, buttercup.

There's also a comma, period and a dumb little face there. 

[Verdauga]

HAH.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The choices for the poll where not made by us, they were created by Seb, and he's bad at coming up with nicknames.  So bad.  Like... he's just awful at it.  The worst even.  Everyone knows "Teer the Terrible" should be her nickname, after all.

I have a problem with the poll.

I have four words for both of you: suck it up, buttercup.

There's also a comma, period and a dumb little face there. 

Yes, but only the words were for you. Those were for ME. 

Or you could fix the poll.
After all, why shouldn't I be allowed both choices 3 and 4?

Hmm... I'll see what I can do.