Sebias' Court House

[lass of something much]

Eeeeee!

[Kade Rivok]

Would you like me to assassinate him, Hiag?

Now now, such a course of action is entirely unnecessary, unless Supreme Judge Sebias tells you to take such definite measures, in which case it's very necessary.

Your lack of desire to assassinate is what's unnecessary.

[Booklover]

No, don't go round talking about assassinating people. It creates a bad public image. Instead, perhaps 'inhume' is a better word.

[lass of something much]

*looks deep into Booklovers eyes* E eeee eeeeeeee eeee
Eeee...eeee'e.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No, don't go round talking about assassinating people. It creates a bad public image. Instead, perhaps 'inhume' is a better word.

The image it creates for me is one of someone dying.

[Booklover]

That's my point. People don't like thinking about death. Whereas inhume just means people might ask if you're making a Discworld reference.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*1,433 puppets swarm into the courthouse*  *The puppets jump onto Sebias and begin consuming him*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*1,433 puppets swarm into the courthouse*  *The puppets jump onto Sebias and begin consuming him*

*jumps onto table*

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE!
CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

*pulls out two H&K machine guns*

SING BROTHER HECKLER!

*fires several rounds from one machine gun*

SING BROTHER KOCH!

*Shoots several puppets*

SING BROTHERS! SING! SING!

*continues shooting the puppets with both machine guns*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*ducks*

[Kade Rivok]

GOOSE  *Honks angrily at the puppets.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

How many times, Kade? GANDER.

[Kade Rivok]

Refer to my threat in the "Babysitting my Cousin" thread.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*goes to the thread mentioned above* *comes back* *is scared*

[Kade Rivok]

*Smiles and pats Eb on the head.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*flinches away*