Sebias' Court House

[lass of something much]

my sister is back!

[Kade Rivok]

Woo!

[lass of something much]

Yeah!

[Booklover]

Right now the votes are even, sooooooo....

I think we should make a poll, then.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, guess who needs to do that -_-

[shisteer of nothing much]

Teer, I think Kade wishes to be eaten.

Hmmm... *looks back on what Kade has been saying in this thread* Yeah, I agree with you. He definitely wants to be eaten. *eats Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

*Muffled shouts comes from Teer's... puku?  Was it puku?*

Come on, we're doing this again?  I doubt I even tasted good!  *Begins flailing about.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yep, it is puku. Good job for remembering. You didn't taste that good last time but, then again, you were just a regular otter then. Now you're an otterbadger and you taste delicious! I'll let you out when you recant your suggestion to replace Supreme Judge Sebias.

[Kade Rivok]

Of course I tasted delicious, I'm me!  And I shan't recant.  *Flails about even more.*

[lass of something much]

*looks at Teer* good job.

[Verdauga]

*Off-key Superman intro plays.*
Is someone in danger? Look, it's portal-man!
*Teleports Kade outside.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*unteleports Kade and eats him again* He isn't in danger, darling. I am simply trying to bring him round to my point of view. I assure you, no harm will come to him. I'm protecting him from the bullets the One-Eye's firing round. Speaking of which, you might want to find cover.

[Kade Rivok]

Surely I didn't taste as good the second time, so I can't comprehend why you would partake in such an action.  *Begins crawling back up the Taniwha's throat.*

[Verdauga]

Darling, let Kade out. One-eye is out of ammunition by now. He's been shooting for days. Furthermore, I believe Kade will not press the issue again.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*swallows, dragging Kade back down my throat* As I said, you taste delicious. Otterbadgers are my favourite food and you are a fine specimen indeed.
But fine, I'll release you. *reluctantly digests Kade* It may take a while. I didn't chew you very thoroughly.