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Jack the Quick

#195
June 03, 2019, 03:36:51 PM
*Pushes Tammo out of room*
Yeah, lets not get into that.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#196
June 03, 2019, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 03:36:51 PM
*Pushes Tammo out of room*
Yeah, lets not get into that.
Why not? *Leads Tammo back in*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#197
June 03, 2019, 04:06:12 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#198
June 03, 2019, 04:23:07 PM
YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Tammo

#199
June 03, 2019, 04:50:38 PM
UNHAND ME, PEASANTS! Non-staff members scare me. Where is my posh society of aged cider and plush pillows!?

Erm, I mean.... I love the cellars? It's full of things that... don't terrify me as admin?
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

One-Eye the wildcat

#200
June 03, 2019, 04:52:58 PM
CAPTAIN TAMMO!

Thou hath been charged for letting the forum crash! What sayest thou? Defend thyself!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#201
June 03, 2019, 04:59:16 PM
*Peers at Tammo over glasses* Yes please.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#202
June 03, 2019, 05:03:59 PM
DEFEND!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Captain Tammo

#203
June 03, 2019, 05:26:42 PM
@Jack the Quick , my bulletproof defense testimony, if you please!
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

Sebias of Redwall

#204
June 03, 2019, 05:29:22 PM
This should be good. @Jack the Quick! Come defend your client!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#205
June 03, 2019, 05:32:52 PM
It's bulletproof? Shall we test that? *loads gun*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#206
June 03, 2019, 05:38:12 PM
I'm getting rather nervous at how long Captain Tammo is looking at this topic... What's so interesting? The rather corrupt fun way I run the court perhaps?  :) ;) :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#207
June 03, 2019, 07:01:01 PM
Do we need to have a police headquarters to assist the jury? ;D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

One-Eye the wildcat

#208
June 03, 2019, 07:04:19 PM
I'm the security. I can handle it.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#209
June 03, 2019, 07:05:26 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 03, 2019, 07:04:19 PM
I'm the security. I can handle it.
I thought you were evil though?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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