Sebias' Court House

[lass of something much]

You shouldn't have voted at all, it's only encouraging him.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Attention, everybeast. @shisteer of nothing much is on trial for attempted assault and for trying taking justice in her own paws. And also for trying to stop the flow of chaos in the Cellars. *Onlookers gasp* I know, right? Anyway, @Verdauga may be her lawyer, if he wishes. I, myself, Judge Sebias, will be presiding over this case. The jury shall consist of: @#, @Mushup, and @The gunny one.

That's a unfair jury.

Well that is unfair to say that they are unfair. 

[lass of something much]

incorrect, Seb king of memes, most incorrect.

[shisteer of nothing much]

The fact is, I am guilty of the charges stated. They shouldn't be illegal and my actions are perfectly justified, but I did act, so I'm guilty.

[lass of something much]

Teer, grow a brain.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Lying in court is illegal, as it should be.

[lass of something much]

Yeah, that's why you shouldn't lie, and why I told you to grow a brain

[Kade Rivok]

Hey, growing brains is a difficult process!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hey, growing brains is a difficult process!

[lass of something much]

Hey, growing brains is a difficult process!

True...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Besides, brains are overrated. Plain muscle tastes so much better.

[Verdauga]

With just a little fat to increase the flavor.

[shisteer of nothing much]

And a touch of salt.

[Verdauga]

And perhaps some sage?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mmm, I generally go with rosemary and ginger.