Sebias' Court House

[Sebias of Redwall]

Thanks, soldier. However, I don't think there is any need for drastic measures. He promised, and that's good enough for me. I'll let you off this time, but you have to repair the damage you did. Are we all agreed?

*Bangs hammer* Next case!

[lass of something much]

*squeaks and jumps onto Teer's footpaw*

[Verdauga]

*pulls out semi-automatic pistol, fires in the air, and presses the hot barrel to Corporal's face.*

Stop trying to escape your fate.

Considering that he very likely has fur, you probably aren't doing much.

Thanks, soldier. However, I don't think there is any need for drastic measures. He promised, and that's good enough for me. I'll let you off this time, but you have to repair the damage you did. Are we all agreed?

*Bangs hammer* Next case!

I accuse Kade Rivok of kidnapping.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Boing!
Translation-I accuse shisteer of hurting one's footpaw!

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Kade Rivok, got anything to say for yourself?

Boing!
Translation-I accuse shisteer of hurting one's footpaw!

Hmm... What were the circumstances?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

BeepBoopBop!
Translation-shisteer was randomly holding my footpaw, while I was totally not trying to wreck the courthouse!

[Sebias of Redwall]

I must confess that I'm rather suspicious about that being 100% accurate. *Scratches chin* Any witnesses?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Random Spectator- Yes, my brothe- I mean Corporal Rubbadub is totally calm at all times.
Rubbadub-BleepBleep
Translation- Yes totally!
*jumps up and down in excitement*

[Sebias of Redwall]

>.>

[lass of something much]

Thanks, soldier. However, I don't think there is any need for drastic measures. He promised, and that's good enough for me. I'll let you off this time, but you have to repair the damage you did. Are we all agreed?

*Bangs hammer* Next case!

I accuse Kade Rivok of kidnapping.

*Has been kidnaped, but can't say anything thanks to first fact*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*squeaks and jumps onto Teer's footpaw*

*yelps and hops about, clutching said footpaw* Can you not do that, please? Footpaw can be sensitive and I'm not wearing steel toe caps today.

[lass of something much]

(You were on over powered mode at the time...)

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, I wasn't.

[lass of something much]

(You were, it was on your profile)

[shisteer of nothing much]

I don't care what size I was in when it happened, it hurt. Just accept it and move on. The moving on part is important, because you're still on my footpaw and it's not helping.