Sebias' Court House

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Cuts off all of Kade's fluff*

[Kade Rivok]

*The fluff forms into a new life-sized Otterbadger plushie.*  Seb... what have you done?

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Kade Rivok]

*The Fluff from the life-sized Otterbadger plushie begins to envelope widdle baby Seb.*

[Keva Strongbow]

Aaah! Not the fluff!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Eats up the fluff*

[Kade Rivok]

*Seb is absorbed into the Otterbadger plushie, a feeling of comfort and warmth are the last sensations the judge feels before fading from existence.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Dies*

But wait!

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[Kade Rivok]

*Claps and oooos.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Bows* Thank you. It was nothing really. Well, okay, it was quite amazing, but I'm trying to be humble here - which is already so hard when you are as perfect as me, but I'm sure most of you all don't know that feeling. 

[Kade Rivok]

Just a little bit 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh. Good point. I'll edit that out to "most of you", then. 

[Dotti May]

*blinks at the victim warrant* uhh...soo I guess Eb's still in The Bad Books then? Seb...that plushie is pretty off putting...is this how proceedings tend to go here? *looks politely unconvinced*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*blinks at the victim warrant* uhh...soo I guess Eb's still in The Bad Books then?

Well, I guess that's up to the Jury...

Seb...that plushie is pretty off putting...is this how proceedings tend to go here? *looks politely unconvinced*

Er, that is how proceedings happen in the entirety of the Cellars. 

[Kade Rivok]

*blinks at the victim warrant* uhh...soo I guess Eb's still in The Bad Books then? Seb...that plushie is pretty off putting...is this how proceedings tend to go here? *looks politely unconvinced*

Yeah, this is your first interaction with the plushie, huh?

*The life-sized Otterbadger plushie sits in the middle of the courthouse, unmoving, but seemingly inviting all that can see it to accept it's warm embrace.*

...I'd recommend staying away, no matter how fluffy and huggable it looks.