Sebias' Court House

[Booklover]

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

This is wonderful. 

Don't you mean
?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

OH MY GOSH WORTSHIRE! Your current profile pic! @Dotti May!

I can always change it back to Izanagi Picaro...

Nonononono. I love it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Spoiler

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

This is wonderful. 

Don't you mean
?

[close]

Heh. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yes, that's precisely what I meant.

[lass of something much]

You're one to talk.

Yes. I am...I know my own kind when I see them.

[Russa Nodrey]

Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>

Perhaps.

Eeew.

[Kade Rivok]

 

Don't be so hard on the poor guy!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Bumps into topic* Oops. Sorry.

So. Any cases?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Hundreds of dung beetles surround the courthouse*  *They await The Father's command*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The Father is not pleased*

Out! *Begins shooing them out of the topic with a broom* I just had the floors washed!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

It's a good thing I changed my status before coming in here, then.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Why?

Also: @Sheev did you murder any puppies?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

My previous status was 'Muddy. Very muddy.'

[lass of something much]

Ohhhhhhhhhh