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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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Jack the Quick

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Quote from: the_yeeting_boi on June 04, 2019, 09:49:14 PM
:o i charge car the marlfox with [redacted by mod]
What happened to our peaceful court?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 09:50:28 PM
Ah, er- lets not get hasty here guys. Please look at the rules of the forum.
^^^^^^ What he said. None of that in my court please.

Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 04, 2019, 09:50:59 PM
Quote from: the_yeeting_boi on June 04, 2019, 09:49:14 PM

What happened to our peaceful court?
^^^^^^
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

I have not done anything wrong, except bumping off a major crime lord. So really, you should be thanking me. (I sound like the SJW now...)
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


PaulTheMarlfox

As a counter suit I would like to first point out that he has no evidence while my counter suit about the fact that he is breaking forum rules has evidence being his current statement which speaks of thing that are as of now ruled as not to speak of on this forum.  >:(
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 04, 2019, 10:56:10 PM
As a counter suit I would like to first point out that he has no evidence while my counter suit about the fact that he is breaking forum rules has evidence being his current statement which speaks of thing that are as of now ruled as not to speak of on this forum.  >:(
The court finds Paul not guilty.  :)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 04, 2019, 09:38:37 PM
I charge Grey, One-eye and Skarzs with association with criminal activities
Lets get back to business.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

Hmm...quite. *Shuffles papers* Would you mind summoning them, Jack?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

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Jack the Quick

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

I came before you summoned me. You can analyze all you want. I have not done anything wrong.
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 05, 2019, 08:47:28 PM
I came before you summoned me. You can analyze all you want. I have not done anything wrong.
Hmm... We're still in need of jury members so would you mind being one of the jury, Grey?

SKARZS! ONE-EYE!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 05, 2019, 08:47:28 PM
I came before you summoned me. You can analyze all you want. I have not done anything wrong.
You consorted with a known criminal and agreed to join him.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

That known criminal is the judge.
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!