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Sebias of Redwall

#2850
October 21, 2020, 04:59:33 AM
*Points hammer furiously, wig bouncing up and down* Order in the court, ye heathens!

Has everyone voted? Any objections before the final verdict?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#2851
October 21, 2020, 07:40:57 AM
*Stands up on my chair* Yes! I object!
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One-Eye the wildcat

#2852
October 21, 2020, 08:36:43 AM
I object to the aforementioned objection.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Kade Rivok

#2853
October 21, 2020, 02:39:30 PM
I object the objection of Russa's objection.
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One-Eye the wildcat

#2854
October 21, 2020, 04:41:10 PM
I support the verdict and object to all objections. Next case!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#2855
October 21, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
*Blinks rapidly*

Anywho, out of the crimes that he has been charged with, namely:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 12:56:15 AM
Existing. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 01:00:26 AM
No. Also for being rude to his wife and son. Plus embarrassing his son.
He is obviously guilty of the first. His punishment for that shall be two and half more hours of servitude to the Grand Emperor Sebias himself. That, and he must confiscate a bag of chocolate from the Walloping Warrior of the West Walshes.

As for the second crimes, these have been decided inconsequential. No punishment required since he is my chief executioner and one of my henchbeasts- er, *cough* I mean because that's what's fair, ya know?

Good day, ladies and gentlemen. Now, next case please.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#2856
October 21, 2020, 04:56:43 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 21, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
*Blinks rapidly*

Anywho, out of the crimes that he has been charged with, namely:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 12:56:15 AM
Existing. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 01:00:26 AM
No. Also for being rude to his wife and son. Plus embarrassing his son.
He is obviously guilty of the first. His punishment for that shall be two and half more hours of servitude to the Grand Emperor Sebias himself. That, and he must confiscate a bag of chocolate from the Walloping Warrior of the West Walshes.

The who now?
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Sebias of Redwall

#2857
October 21, 2020, 05:00:09 PM
You've never heard of the Walloping Warrior of the West Walshes. A waxy whimsical wolverine. Wears a wide waistcoat?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#2858
October 21, 2020, 05:02:09 PM
Nah.
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#2859
October 22, 2020, 04:16:14 AM
 :laugh:
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Captain Wortshire

#2860
October 22, 2020, 11:43:05 AM
Finally!

I thought this case would never end...

*sips tea*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#2861
October 22, 2020, 12:17:46 PM
....How much tea do you even have?...Surely you've drank it all by now..
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#2862
October 22, 2020, 11:44:47 PM
It is called refilling...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#2863
October 23, 2020, 12:47:53 AM
You never said you refilled it, you just said: *Sips tea*
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Captain Wortshire

#2864
October 23, 2020, 11:01:21 AM
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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