Sebias' Court House

[Verdauga]

Hey, you asked what they'd say. I only told you.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

No, I asked what your elders would say.

[shisteer of nothing much]

And he answered.

*kindly dumps a bucket of water on Lord Puffer* You should really keep that fish in a tank.

[Booklover]

*Dung-puppet hybrids burst through the courthouse walls and start trashing the place whilst dancing*   *Lord Puffer arrives* 

I AM LORD PUFFER.  I SERVE SHADEWN.  HE NOW RULES THIS LAND.  SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO HIM... OR FACE A BRUTAL END.

The duck is unperturbed.

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

No, I asked what your elders would say.

If you mean elders as in people older than you, then there wouldn't be much difference.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Such disrespect!  What would your elders say?

They would say, "Good job!"

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sounds about right.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Seb, can we adjourn for snacks?

Mm-hmm! That is a grand idea!
All cases are paused at the moment. Everyone go grab some some fish crackers.

*Presses button and drops everybeast into the hallway*

[Verdauga]

*Undoes tie:*

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*And uses it to restrain the Trumpeter.*
You're coming with me.

[Russa Nodrey]

Fancy.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Undoes tie:*

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*And uses it to restrain the Trumpeter.*
You're coming with me.

Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.

[Verdauga]

Must you really say that though? What compelled you to say that? This gives me the suspicion that you are not truly free of will...

[Ripred the Gnawer]

I am free of will.

You, on the other hand, appear to be some sort of a duck. Therefore you are most definitely not 'free of will', because ducks are kept in cages (drakes, too).
So there!

[Verdauga]

Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck"  has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out that

Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.

that you must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.

Also:

Fancy.

Why thank you.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I am free of will.

You, on the other hand, appear to be some sort of a duck. Therefore you are most definitely not %u2018free of will%u2019, because ducks are kept in cages (drakes, too).
So there!

Our ducks are free-range (drakes too).

[Flib Bigboat]

Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck"  has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out that

Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.

that you must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.

A waste of time, I believe. And wild rats are NOT kept in cages. You know that.