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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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shisteer of nothing much

WorshipTiria has been far too forward in wanting to find a job and, in doing so, has even tried to take the job of certain authorities. I propose we get him to sweep the streets for community service.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

Hannon le, mellon nin! (But don't certain authorities have to find their jobs, so how would that be a crime?)
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ripred the Gnawer

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 07:32:34 PM
Hannon le, mellon nin! (But don't certain authorities have to find their jobs, so how would that be a crime?)
You do have a point.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

There is a detailed and reliable process to get those authorities into power. We do not just give any random such a job, and the fact he is looking for it without wanting to go through the correct process is suspicious and implies ulterior motives that would not be beneficial to Hectaville.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:35:20 PM
There is a detailed and reliable process to get those authorities into power. We do not just give any random such a job, and the fact he is looking for it without wanting to go through the correct process is suspicious and implies ulterior motives that would not be beneficial to Hectaville.

That, or bribery happens.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:29:35 PM
WorshipTiria has been far too forward in wanting to find a job and, in doing so, has even tried to take the job of certain authorities. I propose we get him to sweep the streets for community service.
Agreed, however, I have another crime to add:
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:07:57 PM
I don't own any books.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

I said that because I borrow them from the library
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

Still a crime. A terrible, terrible crime!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

Are you against libraries?
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

No. Libraries are great, but having your own personal library is even better.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

I can't afford getting them from a bookstore.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

Charity shops exist. Or buying them online.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

Why would I buy something I can get for free?
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

Guys, don't fight. Please.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!