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Sebias of Redwall

#315
June 06, 2019, 05:54:54 PM
Yeah.... Alright then! Trail started! *Bangs hammer* One-Eye, please come up to the stand!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keldor

#316
June 06, 2019, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
In my defence, I stopped us from being skunked. And the incedentary did not even hurt him, It just scared him away.

Sez you!  Lookit 'is pore ol' fur, all black from gettin' burnt...

Sebias of Redwall

#317
June 06, 2019, 05:56:29 PM
Quote from: Keldor on June 06, 2019, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
In my defence, I stopped us from being skunked. And the incedentary did not even hurt him, It just scared him away.

Sez you!  Lookit 'is pore ol' fur, all black from gettin' burnt...
Lol :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#318
June 06, 2019, 05:57:03 PM
DOES YA WANNA GET SHOT?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#319
June 06, 2019, 05:57:38 PM
Who?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keldor

#320
June 06, 2019, 06:00:53 PM
O-ho!  Will yer lookit that!  Firs' 'e blackned the fur o' a pure white beast t' match 'is own heart, an' now 'e's threatnin' witnesses! 

One-Eye the wildcat

#321
June 06, 2019, 06:01:14 PM
Keldor.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#322
June 06, 2019, 06:01:46 PM
The skunk could be charged with battery, as he sprayed us.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#323
June 06, 2019, 06:02:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 06:01:46 PM
The skunk could be charged with battery, as he sprayed us.
Good point....Hmm... What does the jury think? @Keva Strongbow @The Grey Coincidence? @Tungro?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keldor

#324
June 06, 2019, 06:04:55 PM
An' now 'e's blamin' a pore burnt skunk fer 'is own stink.

One-Eye the wildcat

#325
June 06, 2019, 06:06:15 PM
I plead innocent!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

#326
June 06, 2019, 06:22:05 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 06, 2019, 06:02:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 06:01:46 PM
The skunk could be charged with battery, as he sprayed us.
Good point....Hmm... What does the jury think? @Keva Strongbow @The Grey Coincidence? @Tungro?
Hmm, it is up to you chief....

The Grey Coincidence

#327
June 06, 2019, 07:46:29 PM Last Edit: June 06, 2019, 07:48:15 PM by The Grey Coincidence
That skunk deserved better. Some creatures can't control their stink- no matter how much you bathe them. It's like punishing a hedgehog for having spikes. I say he's guilty.
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Sebias of Redwall

#328
June 06, 2019, 07:49:30 PM
Hmm... There hasn't been a boot kissing in a while... Is there anything more you'd like to add, Skully? And good ol' fashioned bribes? :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#329
June 06, 2019, 08:06:45 PM
Come on, mate! You ain't gonna let em hurt yer old mob buddy, are ya?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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