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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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Sebias of Redwall

Fine. Grey must kiss One-Eye's boots.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Tungro

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2019, 06:36:47 PM
And I get elected as the new Supreme Judge.  ;D

Grey is now on trial for the murder of the old Judge.
What say you, @Tungro ?
We should execute him immediately!

The Grey Coincidence

*Looks at One-Eye's filthy boots, shudders*
But I'm *not* guilty your honor. And can provide evidence that I was framed!
*Pulls out file* As the courtroom should know I came into this courthouse to file a divorce. The true reason behind this is that I have long feared my wife to be a serial killer.
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.
I leave the evidence to you, but must stress that executing an innocent man, or forcing him to poke Skarzs in the eye, or feeding him to something, or making him kiss a pair of filthy boots reflect negatively on your first case.
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Tungro

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 08:43:31 PM
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.

We took the liberty of examining the evidence and we concluded that you are guilty of more counts of murder and grievous bodily harm than she. Therefore you are sentenced to death by hanging.
*Bangs hammer*
Case closed! Scheduled for execution at dawn tomorrow!

The Grey Coincidence

B-b-but I'm not on trial for those murders!
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Tungro

To late, you have already been convicted.

NEXT!

One-Eye the wildcat

I want to divorce russa.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Tungro

According to our records, you are not officially married

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Tungro on May 29, 2019, 11:25:00 PM
According to our records, you are not officially married
^^^^
Quote from: Tungro on May 29, 2019, 09:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 08:43:31 PM
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.

We took the liberty of examining the evidence and we concluded that you are guilty of more counts of murder and grievous bodily harm than she. Therefore you are sentenced to death by hanging.
*Bangs hammer*
Case closed! Scheduled for execution at dawn tomorrow!
Eh hem! Very good Tungro. *Bangs hammer* Case closed!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

Yay, the death penalty is back!
I didn't even listen to the rest of the hearing.  :laugh:
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

The Grey Coincidence

*Crying*
C-can I kiss One-Eye's boots instead?
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Ouroboros

This is not how court works...

The Grey Coincidence

I think Seb just wants more places to kill me in
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The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.