Sebias' Court House

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fine. Grey must kiss One-Eye's boots.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

HAHAHAHA

[Tungro]

And I get elected as the new Supreme Judge. 

Grey is now on trial for the murder of the old Judge.
What say you, @Tungro ?

We should execute him immediately!

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Looks at One-Eye's filthy boots, shudders*
But I'm *not* guilty your honor. And can provide evidence that I was framed!
*Pulls out file* As the courtroom should know I came into this courthouse to file a divorce. The true reason behind this is that I have long feared my wife to be a serial killer.
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.
I leave the evidence to you, but must stress that executing an innocent man, or forcing him to poke Skarzs in the eye, or feeding him to something, or making him kiss a pair of filthy boots reflect negatively on your first case.

[Tungro]

If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.

We took the liberty of examining the evidence and we concluded that you are guilty of more counts of murder and grievous bodily harm than she. Therefore you are sentenced to death by hanging.
*Bangs hammer*
Case closed! Scheduled for execution at dawn tomorrow!

[The Grey Coincidence]

B-b-but I'm not on trial for those murders!

[Tungro]

To late, you have already been convicted.

NEXT!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I want to divorce russa.

[Tungro]

According to our records, you are not officially married

[Sebias of Redwall]

According to our records, you are not officially married

^^^^

If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.

We took the liberty of examining the evidence and we concluded that you are guilty of more counts of murder and grievous bodily harm than she. Therefore you are sentenced to death by hanging.
*Bangs hammer*
Case closed! Scheduled for execution at dawn tomorrow!

Eh hem! Very good Tungro. *Bangs hammer* Case closed!

[The Skarzs]

Yay, the death penalty is back!
I didn't even listen to the rest of the hearing. 

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Crying*
C-can I kiss One-Eye's boots instead?

[Ouroboros]

This is not how court works...

[The Grey Coincidence]

I think Seb just wants more places to kill me in

[The Skarzs]

This is not how court works...

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