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One-Eye the wildcat

#735
September 08, 2019, 04:29:20 AM Last Edit: September 08, 2019, 04:07:07 PM by One-Eye the wildcat
*quietly loads pistol and draws a massive bowie knife*

Seb? About this newcomer...
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#736
September 08, 2019, 05:51:43 AM
*Props feetpaws up on table*
Get to work Jarky!
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Verdauga

#737
September 08, 2019, 04:40:29 PM
*Hands folded packet of papers to Sebias*
This is my motion to dismiss charges against the defendant.
*Walks by and pulls Grey's feet off table*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#738
September 08, 2019, 05:50:28 PM
*quietly attatches a silencer to the pistol * Sorry about this... *shoots verdauga in the back of the head and burns the papers*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#739
September 08, 2019, 06:48:02 PM Last Edit: September 08, 2019, 07:23:18 PM by Verdauga
                 You Died
         Continue?
         |Yes|   No

*Respawns with m60 and bullet-resistant vest*
Well, that was mean. Here.
*Hands Sebias fire-resistant copy of motion to dismiss all charges*
*Points gun at One-eye*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#740
September 08, 2019, 07:34:16 PM
*dodges bullet, and rolls towards verdauga, stabing him with the bowie knife and jumping behind @Sebias of Redwall
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#741
September 08, 2019, 07:34:53 PM
*Takes papers* Hmm... Interesting. I'll take this to the Suprme Judge, Oh wait a minute, I'M the one and only Supreme Judge! *Takes out glasses and sets them on nose* *Peers at papers again, but this time, with a look of knowing wisdom* Aha! It's just as I thought!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#742
September 08, 2019, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 08, 2019, 07:34:16 PM
*dodges bullet, and rolls towards verdauga, stabing him with the bowie knife and jumping behind @Sebias of Redwall
*Did not shoot One-eye to begin with*
Ach!! What was that for?!?!?!?
*Starts shooting One-eye and Sebias*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Grey Coincidence

#743
September 08, 2019, 09:38:50 PM
@Jarky Thistlebrush I brought popcorn
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#744
September 08, 2019, 10:26:44 PM
Thanks! *Grabs popcorn* This sure is entertaining.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#745
September 08, 2019, 10:39:27 PM
ORDER IN THE COURT!!! *Bangs hammer* *Smashes hammer from the strength behind the blow* *Picks up what's left and throws it away* *Pulls out a new, bigger, badder, more heavy, hammer* NONE OF THAT IN MY COURT!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#746
September 08, 2019, 10:42:11 PM
Mm, this popcorn's great!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#747
September 08, 2019, 10:43:51 PM
*Glares at Jarky* *Eye twitches* WHO BROUGHT POPCORN IN MY COURT?! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE ME ANY?!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#748
September 08, 2019, 10:45:23 PM
Sure, you can have some! *throws a tiny, hard piece of popcorn at Sebias*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#749
September 08, 2019, 10:50:38 PM
*Eats popcorn* *Licks fingers* Mmm, can I have more?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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