Sebias' Court House

[Verdauga]

I dunno. I can't explain it any more.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

You left the safety off and had a round chambered?  AND you have a gun that'll actually do that??

For shame.

It doesn't have a safety, andI always have a round chambered.

[Verdauga]

Unless the trigger is caught on something, or the trigger sear is worn, it should at most only fire one round.

It shouldn't even go off, but it happens.
Also, that doesn't sound very weapon-safe.

[lass of something much]

*Bangs gavel multiple times* Order! Order in the Court please! Don't ask me why though.  Chaos is so much more fun....

*accidentally drops my machine gun and it starts firing*

O-O... Ooch *stands on seet*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*ignores bullets bouncing of scales and walks towards gun, grabs it and tries to turn it off*
How does this thing work, exactly? *waves gun around, trying to figure out how to make it stop*

[lass of something much]

*shapeshifts in to a mouse babe, then climbs up onto Teers shoulder*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*ignores bullets bouncing of scales and walks towards gun, grabs it and tries to turn it off*
How does this thing work, exactly? *waves gun around, trying to figure out how to make it stop*

*desperately dodges bullets* Teer! Stop it!

[lass of something much]

*falls asleep*

[Verdauga]

*Removes the magazine from the weapon.*
Would you mind handing me the firearm, honeybun? I'll keep it secure.

[Booklover]

*Removes the magazine from the weapon.*
Would you mind handing me the firearm, honeybun? I'll jeep it secure.

Jeep? What has a jeep got to do with anything? Or was it just a typo?

[Verdauga]

Typo. I'm on my phone. Thanks for pointing that out.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*looks at Lass* ''What a good idea!' said Zog.' *goes to sleep*

[lass of something much]

*snuggles into Teer*

[Kade Rivok]

Seb, your court has no order.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sits up* Speaking of order, can I have sushi? *goes back to sleep*