Sebias' Court House

[shisteer of nothing much]

I say 'Don't you dare waste that honey, Teer.'

Oh. Well... uh... alright. A little unorthodox but fair enough. *quickly eats honey before it's wasted, then bangs empty honey scoop/hammer on the desk* Not guilty!

[lass of something much]

Sweet as a nut meat!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nut meat is disgusting. If you're going to be vegetarian, just do without the meat.

[lass of something much]

*shrugs* if ya say so...

[Kade Rivok]

What in the world is "nut meat"?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'm not sure I want to know.

[shisteer of nothing much]

What in the world is "nut meat"?

It's a meat substitute. Mum is vegetarian but, thankfully, she's never been into it.

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, gotcha.

[lass of something much]

Ah. . .

[Kade Rivok]

Ah...?

[Booklover]

Ah.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Alright. *Shuffles papers* Now that Booklover's case is out of the way, on to the next case. *Bangs gavel*

[Verdauga]

*Looks around the courtroom.*
They haven't died of old age, so that's good.
The case was Lass, Eb, and Mhar being the same person

[Sebias of Redwall]

They haven't died of old age, so that's good.

Don't worry, if either (Or both) of us died, with one of my last, coughing breaths I'd tell someone to let y'all know. 

The case was Lass, Eb, and Mhar being the same person

Ah. Serious charges my friend, serious charges indeed. Are the accused present?

[Verdauga]

No. It's perfect time for a trial.