Sebias' Court House

[Booklover]

Don't think so. It's 5:40 am for them at the moment.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well, this should speed things up considerably then. 

[Kade Rivok]

Also, the perpetrator has already confessed via all three accounts.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well. That's that then. Next!

[Kade Rivok]

NO, you have to sentence them to... something!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. 

[Booklover]

While this isn't fully relevant to this thread, I would like to bring to your attention the proposed @lass of something much + @Scott McLamok ship.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Nods* Thanks, Booklover.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. 

There is no punishment there, only joy.  Now, do your job!

[Verdauga]

Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. 

The former is in diametric opposition to punishment.

[Kade Rivok]

As is the later, swine.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I. Laughed. So. Hard.

[Verdauga]

*Peers over glasses, down nose, and up at Seb.*

Justice is no laughing matter.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Peers over glasses, down nose, and down at Verdauga*

Are you asking for a death sentence, my dear Verdie? You *do* realize you're in *my* court. I could order Kade to have you cleaned or something.

[Verdauga]

I object to your practices. Would you not agree that justice be meted with a heavy heart?