Sebias' Court House

[Booklover]

Your honour, I accuse Kade Rivok of kidnapping!

[Kade Rivok]

Your honor, I accuse BL of calling me a sleeping goat!

[lass of something much]

*struggles*

[Kade Rivok]

*Tickles.*

[lass of something much]

*giggles* Gaah! stop it!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Your honour, I have a case.

[lass of something much]

Teer help me! I've been kidnaped!!!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

What do you mean by help?

[lass of something much]

I need my big sister to save me!!!!! From the mean otter badger!!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Don't worry, Lass, I'll help you soon. (With legal justice)

[lass of something much]

B-b-but he ticked me!!!!!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'll help, Lass. *trots after Kade (on my chestnut gelding)*

[Kade Rivok]

B-b-but he ticked me!!!!!

You say that as if it's past tense.  *Is continuing to tickle Lass.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Your honour, I have a case.

Yes? Step up here please. *Gestures to chair* Now, tell me your case, and I'll see what I can do to help.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*steps onto chair* Your honour, Kade Rivok has repeatedly stolen other members against their will, trapping them in his fluff so they can barely breath and running away with them.