Sebias' Court House

[shisteer of nothing much]

*continues holding Corporal Rubbadub's footpaw* I am protecting your court house, your Honour.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

uuuuuuhhhhhhh
*tries to think of good excuse*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mhmm. *continues holding Corporal Rubbadub's footpaw*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*tries to run away*
BAang!
Translation-Seb, HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPPPP!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*keeps holding Corporal Rubbadub firmly*

[lass of something much]

*squeaks*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts throwing all the 101 weapons rubbadub has on him at shisteer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is still holding Corporal Rubbadub, unaffected* You need to tighten up your aim, mate.

[Verdauga]

*Glances at the knife impaled in my forearm and rolls eyes.* Please do.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hey! *Raises hammer in the air* Watch it, sah! This Courthouse and I have been through a lot of stuff together! Touch another splinter of it and I'll... *Scratches chin*... think of something suitable for the current situation.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Don't worry, your Honour. I've got a firm hold of him. *holds Rubbadub's footpaw up so Seb can see*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Thank you, Teer. Now... *Claps paws* ...down to business. I'm sorry, Rubba, dear friend, but you must pay for the damages done to my poor Courtroom.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Blaaaggghhhh!Glaabbbaglafornk!
Tanslation- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Please, i promise *crosses paws behind back* i won't do it again!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*pulls out semi-automatic pistol, fires in the air, and presses the hot barrel to Corporal's face.*

Stop trying to escape your fate.

[lass of something much]

*is terrified*