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lass of something much

#2355
June 06, 2020, 02:22:12 AM
*giggles*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#2356
June 06, 2020, 09:38:02 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 05:07:26 PM
Also, what should Kade's punishment be?
Confiscate his shampoo, conditioner and soap.
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#2357
June 06, 2020, 09:55:41 AM
Cut off all his fluff.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

#2358
June 06, 2020, 09:59:59 AM
Burn his comb.
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#2359
June 06, 2020, 01:50:23 PM
*yelps*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#2360
June 07, 2020, 05:30:29 AM
Those are a bit harsh punishments...
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Russa Nodrey

#2361
June 07, 2020, 05:47:38 AM
Wait, what exactly did he do to deserve this?
Freddy

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2362
June 07, 2020, 07:06:37 AM
*glares* Nothing. Leave him alone.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#2363
June 07, 2020, 07:50:13 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 07, 2020, 05:47:38 AM
Wait, what exactly did he do to deserve this?
*peeks out from behind Scott* Kidnapping and stealing...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2364
June 07, 2020, 09:11:46 AM
@Sebias of Redwall, I am about to be charged with slipper theft. It is untrue. I am innocent.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Dotti May

#2365
June 07, 2020, 09:53:41 AM
*ehem* @Sebias of Redwall on the matter of the Stolen Slippers™...
I'm new to your courts but am assured that they are...*coughs uncertainly* fair. Pleased to meet you, Dotti May at your service, sah and - currently - at your mercy also! @Ebantu the Kararehe has theived from me and deprived me of my warmth and comfort in this cold season. Most grievous a crime! What says you, oh supreme judge?
"Fandom is just a long history of side-eyeing canon and just. Softly going no~"

Anything is shippable if you just believe!

"No weapons. No friends. No hope. Take all of that away and what's left? _ME_" - Buffy

"Love is not an emotion. It is a promise." - The Doctor

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2366
June 07, 2020, 09:55:56 AM
Behold: Book Reading Privilege Thief. She is just as guilty as I.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Dotti May

#2367
June 07, 2020, 10:03:02 AM
Tis I, that's true. But "as guilty as I" indeed! My crime was in ignorance and with innocent well meaning intent! Your crime was heinously violent and cruel *frowny face*
"Fandom is just a long history of side-eyeing canon and just. Softly going no~"

Anything is shippable if you just believe!

"No weapons. No friends. No hope. Take all of that away and what's left? _ME_" - Buffy

"Love is not an emotion. It is a promise." - The Doctor

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2368
June 07, 2020, 10:03:38 AM
*giggles uncontrollably*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#2369
June 07, 2020, 11:33:25 AM
*clears throat* Your honour, I was a witness to this heinous crime and can testify that Ebantu is in the wrong. While it is true the Dotti has previously been guilty of various crimes herself, these issues have been resolved and, had they not, it must be admitted that they were for the greater good of The People and Community. *gestures officiously to People's Elbow*
Now, to recount Kararehe's crimes:
Our friend Dotti had just joined the forum and was touching up on certain points in our history, as I had advised her previously. The charged party then physically asulted her in a manner using sudden bodily force, then, when I defended the victim and pushed Eb off the bed, she proceeded to rob our good friend's feet of the warm slippers they possessed, an action I was most horrified by.

(Am I still on Jury duty, Your Honour?)
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!
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