Sebias' Court House

[Kade Rivok]

Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Russa Nodrey

Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.

Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.

...Yes, that. But also:

Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)

Spoiler

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

This is wonderful. 

[close]

[Russa Nodrey]

@Russa Nodrey

Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.

Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.

...Yes, that. But also:

Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)

Are you saying that I am random and that I have this in common with friend Wort?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Quite likely.

[Russa Nodrey]

Hmm, he's correct.

[Kade Rivok]

Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>

[Sebias of Redwall]

Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>

Perhaps.

[Captain Wortshire]

@Russa Nodrey

Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.

Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.

...Yes, that. But also:

Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)

Spoiler

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

This is wonderful. 

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Srsly, F'real?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Which part of the quote are ye talking about?

[Captain Wortshire]

Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>

Sorry wrong quote...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah. Gotcha. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

OH MY GOSH WORTSHIRE! Your current profile pic! @Dotti May!

[Kade Rivok]

Where is Dotti, by the by?  I haven't seen her about in a while.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

She's spending all her free time learning her lines for a play she's doing.

[Captain Wortshire]

OH MY GOSH WORTSHIRE! Your current profile pic! @Dotti May!

I can always change it back to Izanagi Picaro...