Sebias' Court House

[Verdauga]

Oh, that you should be so lucky.

[shisteer of nothing much]

That... isn't actually a law.

Really? We'll see what the judge says.

[WorshipTiria]

His opinion would be very, very helpful in a situation like this.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mhmm. I agree.

I suppose we'll just have to wait for the @wise, illustrious Supreme Judge to post.

[Sebias of Redwall]

ORDER IN THE COURT

Now, we shall begin the case.

That is the Supreme Judge Seb's job.

Your honour, maybe it is necessary to put this case aside and trial Tiria. It is a crime to usurp the job of a judge.

*Turns to Tiria*

[WorshipTiria]

Deal with me as you will. Please note that I wanted to give Flib a fair trial and was doing what a good prosecutor should do.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Since you are somewhat new to the ways of the cellars, I'll give you a pass. Now, in summary, what is Flib on trail for, who supports and accuses her, and has any idea of a punishment been brought up?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Flib stole the left sock of a member (by the name of Sebias of Redwall) and fed it to her goat. Suggested punishments were hanging or life-long imprisonment.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah, I see. *Shuffles papers and adjusts glasses* Anything further that either party would like to add?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

This party doesn't have enough chocolate cake.

[Sebias of Redwall]

-_-

[Russa Nodrey]

Neither did the Donner Party. That's just how life is sometimes.

[WorshipTiria]

I would like to add that we should not hang her, as this is her 1st offence.

[Kade Rivok]

I suggest we sentence her to...

THE COMFY CHAIR

[WorshipTiria]

The Comfy chair sounds reasonable, as she won't be able to commit a crime again.