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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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Ebantu the Kararehe

#2925
November 13, 2020, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...

THE COMFY CHAIR
*le gasp!*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

WorshipTiria

#2926
November 13, 2020, 06:09:27 PM
I'm afraid for a crime this serious, we'll have to do it.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

#2927
November 13, 2020, 06:19:53 PM
er... Sebias, do I have to buy you a new sock?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#2928
November 13, 2020, 06:21:36 PM
Not just one. Four new socks.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Flib Bigboat

#2929
November 13, 2020, 06:24:41 PM
well I'm sorry, marm. I gave Seatar all my money (only a handful of copper coins) so she and Ranala could spend the night at the Wildflower Inn. And if I go and demand them back, she'll get angry, and then there will be ANOTHER court case for the poor harassed judge, and he has enough to deal with already.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#2930
November 13, 2020, 06:28:18 PM
Guess you'll have to retrieve the sock you fed to that goat then.
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Flib Bigboat

#2931
November 13, 2020, 06:29:44 PM
why?
that was three days ago
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2932
November 13, 2020, 06:29:50 PM
Ew.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Flib Bigboat

#2933
November 13, 2020, 06:31:43 PM
Sebias can get it himself if he really wants it that bad...
*hides behind Ebby*
Don't lokk at me I didn't say that!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2934
November 13, 2020, 06:34:33 PM
If you say so.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

WorshipTiria

#2935
November 13, 2020, 06:42:57 PM
Hmmm... since clearly nobeast here is capable of surgery, we shall have to go on with the trial without the sock to testify.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ebantu the Kararehe

#2936
November 13, 2020, 06:48:26 PM
I mean, I could stitch it up, I guess.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

WorshipTiria

#2937
November 13, 2020, 06:55:08 PM
*inhales*

WE ARE NOT CUTTING ANY GOATS OPEN
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Sebias of Redwall

#2938
November 13, 2020, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:55:08 PM
*inhales*

WE ARE NOT CUTTING ANY GOATS OPEN
...*hides knife*

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 13, 2020, 06:31:43 PM
Sebias can get it himself if he really wants it that bad...
*hides behind Ebby*
Don't lokk at me I didn't say that!
:-| *Scribbles down notes*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...

THE COMFY CHAIR
Woah, bro. I wish I thought of that. It's the perfect punishment. Right then! *Bangs hammer* Flib, you have been verdicted guilty. Kade, take this chook to her punishment. And be sure she buys me four- no, TEN socks.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

#2939
November 13, 2020, 07:58:06 PM
Well, I would say case closed but I'm not the judge and do not have that power. Furthermore, I believe there is more to this case.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray
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