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Sebias of Redwall

#2940
November 13, 2020, 07:59:14 PM
Oh? Like what?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

#2941
November 13, 2020, 08:02:14 PM
Like some hidden accomplice working behind the scenes, waiting to break Flib out of jail.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Sebias of Redwall

#2942
November 13, 2020, 10:57:48 PM
*Calls @the Sheriff *
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#2943
November 13, 2020, 11:26:54 PM
Wait Sebias, you need a witness to prove I comitted the crime. And I need a lawyer.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

#2944
November 13, 2020, 11:52:46 PM
Alright, VERDAUGA I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO GET ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRIAL
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Kade Rivok

#2945
November 14, 2020, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 13, 2020, 11:26:54 PM
Wait Sebias, you need a witness to prove I comitted the crime. And I need a lawyer.

Your lawyer already gave up, and everybeast here (including the judge) witnessed the crime take place  ;D
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#2946
November 14, 2020, 12:11:04 AM
why? so the judge won't have a brain freeze? :giggle:*accepts the ice cream and puts hotroot pepper in it*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#2947
November 14, 2020, 12:11:20 AM
Was it a crime though? Can it ever be a crime to feed the hungry?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Flib Bigboat

#2948
November 14, 2020, 12:14:49 AM
Yeah, according to Silent Sam I guess...
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#2949
November 14, 2020, 12:15:27 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2020, 12:11:20 AM
Was it a crime though? Can it ever be a crime to feed the hungry?

*Shrugs.*  It's as much of a crime as it was a crime for me to exist.
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#2950
November 14, 2020, 12:17:04 AM
so, what's the penalty, Sebias?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#2951
November 14, 2020, 12:19:00 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...

THE COMFY CHAIR
Woah, bro. I wish I thought of that. It's the perfect punishment. Right then! *Bangs hammer* Flib, you have been verdicted guilty. Kade, take this chook to her punishment. And be sure she buys me four- no, TEN socks.

See above.

So, will you come along quietly?
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#2952
November 14, 2020, 12:29:21 AM
This trial is not finished, my detective ( myself ) has found this crime linked to missing socks around the globe, and we need to figure out how.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

#2953
November 14, 2020, 12:48:12 PM
I will come along quietly if you ask politely for five new socks, instead of demanding.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#2954
November 14, 2020, 07:38:51 PM
Eh, resistance is more fun. We might be able to get to use the chopping block finally.  :laugh:

Fifteen socks, and I'll ask nicely. Or I'll demand ten. Sound good?

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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