Sebias' Court House

[shisteer of nothing much]

Gooooood. Let the redneck flow through you.

Why would you betray me like this?

I'm not? It was a joke.

Oh. I was going to die, but I thought I may as well give you a chance to explain yourself first.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

We need to find the sock then.

Sure. Look in Seb's sock drawer. it's probably still in there.

[WorshipTiria]

How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Must be.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?

No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.

[WorshipTiria]

... I see.

[shisteer of nothing much]

How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?

No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.

What if she says we should believe you about not believing her?

[WorshipTiria]

Then everybeast who heard will get migraines.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?

No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.

What if she says we should believe you about not believing her?

I am afraid that your question has got me rather muddled, Teer. I guess then just don't believe her, believe me.

[Kade Rivok]

I... uh...

KADE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

You haven't the authority.

[WorshipTiria]

I am the prosecutor and the jailerbeast. I do have the authorty.

[Flib Bigboat]

But you isn't the judge...

[Booklover]

Ah, but this is The Cellars. As long as you can give a good reason, you can do almost anything (as long as no one can come up with a better reason for you not doing something).

Plus judges don't have the power to arrest someone usually anyway.

I'm probably missing most of the context, though.

[shisteer of nothing much]

How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?

No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.

What if she says we should believe you about not believing her?

I am afraid that your question has got me rather muddled, Teer. I guess then just don't believe her, believe me.

Alrighty.

So, in other words, we should believe you, in which case, because she said we should believe you, we shouldn't believe you, in which case we can then believe her, in which case we should believe you, at which point we shouldn't believe her...

[Flib Bigboat]

Ehh... something like that...