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WorshipTiria

#3135
December 03, 2020, 08:50:19 PM
alright.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

#3136
December 03, 2020, 08:59:26 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:39:14 PM
Why would I buy something I can get for free?
You get to keep them and have them whenever you want.

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 08:43:28 PM
Guys, don't fight. Please.
We aren't. We're debating (y'know, like shrews).
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

#3137
December 03, 2020, 09:00:11 PM
But I'm not a shrew.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

#3138
December 03, 2020, 09:00:40 PM
Never said you were.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#3139
December 03, 2020, 09:04:51 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 08:43:28 PM
Guys, don't fight. Please.
We aren't. We're debating (y'know, like shrews).
*has an idea* We can make a court case out of this. What do you say, @Sebias of Redwall?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

#3140
December 03, 2020, 09:06:53 PM
Call down the Log-a-Log. He needs to teach us in the ways of DEBATE.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

#3141
December 03, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
But... he lost the black stone!
(Also, we should make a topic about debating).
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#3142
December 04, 2020, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2020, 08:11:37 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:29:35 PM
WorshipTiria has been far too forward in wanting to find a job and, in doing so, has even tried to take the job of certain authorities. I propose we get him to sweep the streets for community service.
Agreed, however, I have another crime to add:
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:07:57 PM
I don't own any books.
We shall proceed with both of these cases.

First, Tir shall be assigned to work as a streetsweeper if he has been found guilty of suspicious behavior. The jury (Teer and Bookie) may discuss this. *Gestures to side door*

As for not owning books... Bruh. *Passes Tir a copy of Mossflower* Not having books is punishment enough. Case closed.

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
(Also, we should make a topic about debating).
(That's a good idea. *Thumbs up*)

Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
I said that because I borrow them from the library
Libraries are quite useful.

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#3143
December 04, 2020, 10:50:23 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
I said that because I borrow them from the library
Libraries are quite useful. [/quote]
Amen!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#3144
December 04, 2020, 10:53:09 PM
I used to simply reread books all day long before I learned how to use the library.  :P Now I can do both.

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#3145
December 04, 2020, 10:54:13 PM
It's fun to re-read books, but reading books you've never read before are twice as fun.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#3146
December 04, 2020, 10:57:56 PM
Mm-hmm.

Now, I have decided to put myself on trial.

*Puts wig on* Sebias, you have been accused of loving books. Do you plead guilty or not guilty?

*Takes wig off* Guilty.

*Puts wig on* Oh. Carry on.

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#3147
December 04, 2020, 11:44:20 PM
Lol!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Sebias of Redwall

#3148
December 04, 2020, 11:48:35 PM
 ^-^

Any new cases?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#3149
December 04, 2020, 11:49:15 PM
What's your punishment?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!
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