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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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Captain Wortshire

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Flib Bigboat

Sure.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:33:09 PM
So kill me. I won't hold it against you.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:34:17 PM
*Blinks* No, no, child... *Leans down and stares into Flib's eyes* You have... a purpose. Come. *Holds out paw*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:39:56 PM
A purpose? All I can think of is I purpose to write good fics, and they end up a wreck. Sure. I know. Ask anyone who's seen them. They're awful.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:41:13 PM
You have no purpose. You refused to assimilate and therefore you must be eliminated.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:53:40 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:49:16 PM
(OOC: You want to burn me alive for not liking Inigo Montoya.)
(OOC: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THAT UP. BURN HER.)
Is this evidence good enough?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

So what do you want me to do now?

I'm not a personal motivator, I'm just a lawyer...

(I'm also still haven't regained my corporal body yet)

BUT...

I see that the plaintiff is a cyborg...

So I will try to take this case as best as I can...

So where is the Court Stenographer? I need to see a transcript of this case,,,
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ripred the Gnawer

No wonder they call this the cellars.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Ally046

Cellars are like basements.

WE are the reason children are afraid of the basement.

Ripred the Gnawer

##:1038 they are? That is strange...I never had any fear of our basement when I was young. But (I have no idea why she does this) Flib does jump out at me and yell, 'Boo!' sometimes, and that is the one thing that scares me. Why, I don't know.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Ally046

 :giggle:...  *High-fives Flib*;D