Keva's Sheriff office

[Kade Rivok]

*Shakes head.*  Oh man, not again....

(Heh)

[Verdauga]

*Tilts head and looks at Kade.*
Do you take sleeping pills?

[Kade Rivok]

Nah, I just bang my head against a wall until I go night-night.

[Verdauga]

O_o

That... works... I guess.

[Kade Rivok]

Just kidding.  I have the amazing ability to fall asleep any time of the day, no matter what.  Sometimes, though, the ability kicks in on its own.

[Verdauga]

Oh! Had me worried there.

. . . .


Though, the headbanging would explain your soporic escapades....

[Kade Rivok]

My sopor.... what did I do?

[Verdauga]

*Points to bent window-bars.*

Just nearly kill the suspect.

[Kade Rivok]

What a suspect thing to do....

[Verdauga]

*Looks over at the traumatized weasel.*

He thinks so.

[Kade Rivok]

*Walks over to the weasel.*  Why hello there!  Have you ever wanted to fly?

[Verdauga]

*The suspect shies away from Kade.*


*Calls from other room.* He might've already had that experience.

[Kade Rivok]

I mean, I guess, but I more meant like through the sky!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Somebeast please put this all in the Funny Posts Topic. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I already asked them to, but I was rudely ignored.