Keva's Sheriff office

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Partly, although Tolkien insisted that his work was not an allegory.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*dials number* Hello, I'd like to speak to the manager if this establishment. I just want to discuss one of his former workers.

[Kade Rivok]

*Creepy voice comes through the phone.*  You're going to die in seven dayssss....

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, that's inconvenient. Can't you wait till after SoHeNoWriMo?

[Kade Rivok]

*You hear a click and the line goes dead.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*walks back into main office* From the evidence I've gathered, your word means very little. Verdauga, well done for catching this criminal.

[Kade Rivok]

*The criminal in question has been defenestrated out of the office by the sleeping Otterbadger.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*line face*

[Kade Rivok]

*Accidentally defenestrates the perp.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.

[Kade Rivok]

Friggin oi, perp is short for perpetrator.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Maybe next time you should just not be lazy and type out the whole word. It's less likely to cause confusion.

[Kade Rivok]

It's an old fashioned term that detectives and the such use(d), but is still well known in the modern day.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'll take your word for it.

[Kade Rivok]

Look it up -_-