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Started by Jack the Quick, June 06, 2019, 05:16:05 PM

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Jack the Quick

This is where you go to recover from mental and physical wounds. This IS NOT the same place as the Insane Asylum. You came here to talk about your wounds and how you got them. I am the head doctor/psychologist.  DOCTORS/NURSES NEEDED!
Spoiler

Head Doctor: Jack
Doctor: Russa
Doctor?: Sheev Palpatine
Nurse: Keva
(By the way I still need more of those)
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'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

I'd like the position of doctor. I have lots of experience.
Freddy

Jack the Quick

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

*Falls across the threshold*

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

*Gasps*
Tungro! What happened?! Did One-eye shoot you again?
*Drags Tungro into a bed*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

Then who did? Was it those nasty teletubbies?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

Probably. One got me good with a kalashnikov
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

Not sure what that is...
*Applies salve to tungro's wounds*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

Can I get some help?

(a kalashnikov is a russian Assault rifle. AK-47.)
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

With your kalashnikov wounds?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

Alright then.
*Puts One-eye into the bed next to Tungro and puts some salve on the wound*
I need some help with this. @Russa Nodrey!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

Applying for a nurse position if they're still open! :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."